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Doc

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Today's drunken survival tip

Next time you are too drunk to drive,
Walk to the nearest pizza shop,
Place an order,
And when they go to deliver it,
Catch a ride home with them.
 

Kai

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And the best thing is, when you get home there's hot pizza waiting for you!
 

nonicman

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I'd use a mobile to place the order before I walked into the shop :lol:
 

barfridge

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Back when Iw as a youngun delivering pizzas, we'd have a few people try this. Especially to a satellite town 20 km away.

We charged an extra $3 to deliver the pizza on top of normal charges, where a taxi was $30+.

Seomtimes we would take the person, sometimes not, it depended on who they were, and just how pissed they were.
 

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