Today's Drunken Survival Tip

[Doc]

Today's drunken survival tip

Next time you are too drunk to drive,
Walk to the nearest pizza shop,
Place an order,
And when they go to deliver it,
Catch a ride home with them.

 

[Kai]

And the best thing is, when you get home there's hot pizza waiting for you!

 

[nonicman]

I'd use a mobile to place the order before I walked into the shop :lol:

 

[barfridge]

Back when Iw as a youngun delivering pizzas, we'd have a few people try this. Especially to a satellite town 20 km away.

We charged an extra $3 to deliver the pizza on top of normal charges, where a taxi was $30+.

Seomtimes we would take the person, sometimes not, it depended on who they were, and just how pissed they were.