thought this funny

[DU99]

Joe Root is english batsman

24.6


Siddle to Root, no run, fuller outside off, moving away from Root, left alone


24.5


Siddle to Root, no run, wider on the crease from Siddle, short of a length, left alone


24.4


Siddle to Root, no run, drags the length back a little, pushed into the covers


24.3


Siddle to Root, no run, makes him play, full at off stump, defended to the off side


24.2


Siddle to Root, no run, wider, a little wasted, left alone


24.1


Siddle to Root, no run, outside off, not much carry on this occasion as Haddin takes it by his boots

 

[Cocko]

Which bit?

Love ya work DU99 but WTF are you talking about?

 

[Truman42]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who has no ******* idea what he's talking about..lol

 

[Camo6]

As confusing as that is, I actually found reading it more interesting than watching the damn game.

 

[bum]

The bit where it says "root" sounds rude.

 

[Cocko]

Oh,... hehe.. 'ROOT'.... hehehe..



He said ROOT!

 

[bum]

Keep it tasteful, man.

 

[Cocko]

'Full at off stump'

Tehe.

 

[bum]

"one hand, one bounce"

 

[DU99]

i thought it had bit of humour..

 

[Cocko]

"short of a length"

 

[nu_brew]

"a little wasted"

 

[Cocko]

"pushed into the covers"

 

[goomboogo]

"pushed into the covers"

Any port in a storm.

 

[nu_brew]

"not much carry on"

 

[goomboogo]

I just had a slash outside off stump.

 

[bum]

Off stump?

I'd have that looked at if I were you.

 

[goomboogo]

The appointment is 3:30 on Tuesday.

 

[Cocko]

"wider, a little wasted"

Oh no he di'ent

 

[jyo]

I'm going to Trot off for a Root seeing that I Haddin had one in a while. The wife's not happy with Watson the TV and she likes the look of my Bell end. I tried to Warner.