Talking about piss, there was an Indian prime minister a few years ogo who was a health freak, it was well known that he drank his own urine every morning as part of his daily routine, Gaugh Whitlam was over there and went to see him on an important matter at 7.am one morning, when Gaugh was asked by a reporter on his way there why so early , Gaugh replied " Well I would like to see him before he gets on the piss' {True story]