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> > > A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and
> > > everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because
of
> > > the grief they have experienced; He decides to grant them one wish
each,
> > > before they enter Paradise.
> > >
> > > They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I
> > > want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The
> > > second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."
> > > Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
> > >
> > > This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the
last
> > > guy in line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this
> > > guy is rolling on the floor, laughing.
> > >
> > > Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be.
> > > The guy calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again."
 
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