So I dropped a screwdriver. In a full keg.

[MrChoat]

Looks like that's where it's staying until it empties.

At least it was sanitised. What happened? I had a problem with a dip tube that kept clogging, so I figured I'd put a filter made out of stainless braid on the end of it. All was going well, I tightened the hose clamp to the tube inside the keg, and just when i was about to pull out, I dropped the stumpy flat blade in the keg.

Ah well, at least it isn't clogging anymore.

 

[manticle]

Your beer is screwed.

Sorry

 

[dave81]

Step 1 get a mate or 2 over
Step 2 drink the keg
Step 3 retrieve screwdriver

I dont see any other way

 

[TheBigD]

Step 1 get a mate or 2 over
Step 2 drink the keg
Step 3 retrieve screwdriver

I dont see any other way

I dont see a problem :drinks:

 

[7roy]

Have to agree with these guys, take the keg to your nrl grand final barbie and drink it dry. Go bunnies!

 

[n87]

there's an opportunity for a brew name here... what beer is it?

 

[TimT]

You brewed and screwed
And screwed your brew.
It's now imbued
With screw. Boohoo!

Who screwed their brew?
You did! That's who!
But dude, don't brood,
Just brew anew.

 

[TimT]

Sorry.

 

[indica86]

So you should be.

 

[danestead]

Name it carlton dry and sell it.

 

[TimT]

If it tastes good, next time, why not drop a spanner in and see how that works? You could be on to a new style.

 

[Edak]

Call it drink and driver.

 

[n87]

If it tastes good, next time, why not drop a spanner in and see how that works? You could be on to a new style.

now you are starting to remind me of the movie Perfume

 

[Mardoo]

Call it "Screwed". Then your marketing campaign could be, "Get Screwed tonight!"

 

[TimT]

"Hmmm. This drink is screwed but effective."

 

[TSMill]

Call it "Screwed". Then your marketing campaign could be, "Get Screwed tonight!"

Drop a hammer in one too, in case you just feel like getting hammered.

 

[Camo6]

Next time you're pissed and the missus says "You're acting like a tool" you'll be well within your rights.

Or you could fetch it out with a sanitised length of fishing line and a magnet...

 

[MrChoat]

Step 1 get a mate or 2 over
Step 2 drink the keg
Step 3 retrieve screwdriver
I dont see any other way

I dont see a problem :drinks:

I don't seee 5 Meyers in front of me.

Good sugessting

 

[goomboogo]

The beer I'm drinking right now is called 'Hammer and Tongs'. You wouldn't believe the story behind that name. I should have had longer tongs.

 

[TimT]

How many times has the thermometer fallen in my brew? Lots! (To use the precise mathematical quantity).