Benn
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- Joined
- 5/12/12
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After a couple of weeks of waiting I stood in the kitchen bottle opener in hand ready to taste what was to be a nice crisp coopers (k&k hops etc.) ale.
I opened the cap & in a split second there was 750ml of foam all over me & the kitchen,
As I bolted for the sink I slipped head over heels on the Lino, split my elbow on the landing & ruined my flanny in the process.
As I'm laying on the wet Lino moaning & groaning, the missus (who saw/heard the whole thing) is pissing herself in the lounge room & just to add insult to injury my 5 year old twin daughters go to the cupboard & rip out the pink Dora the Explorer band aids... Kids, gotta love em.
I just finished mopping the floor & wiping the beer off the ceiling so the next one gets opened in the back yard I reckon.
I opened the cap & in a split second there was 750ml of foam all over me & the kitchen,
As I bolted for the sink I slipped head over heels on the Lino, split my elbow on the landing & ruined my flanny in the process.
As I'm laying on the wet Lino moaning & groaning, the missus (who saw/heard the whole thing) is pissing herself in the lounge room & just to add insult to injury my 5 year old twin daughters go to the cupboard & rip out the pink Dora the Explorer band aids... Kids, gotta love em.
I just finished mopping the floor & wiping the beer off the ceiling so the next one gets opened in the back yard I reckon.