Recommend a brilliant brewery machine

[crazybrewer]

Hey guys,

I just saw this novelty and thought it may help a lot when I brew my own beer at home. But I'm not sure whether to buy one. Can you take a look at it and give me some advices.

Thank you!

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/cheltenham/small-appliances/igulu-smart-home-brewery-system-beer-/1117171105?posted=true

 

[AJS2154]

Hey crazy,

Maybe my 2 cents worth.

You are asking a question about the equivalent of a bread maker on a brewing website. The people on here have an enormous amout of information and a willingness to share it. Given that, I would be surprised if too many of the regular contributors would really consider that machine as a valid option to brew beer.

Kick back, read heaps and learn from some good people. With some effort you will be brewing all grain beer that is something to be proud of. No need for another machine to sell at a garage sale in 8 years time.....save that for the juicer and the newly acquired pancake pen.

Having said that, if you just want a turn key beer maker then perhaps that is a good option for you. Buy one, put it through its paces and write a balanced review for us to consider.

Regards, Anthony

 

[earle]

At least be honest and admit youre the guy trying to sell it.

 

[A.B.]

I recommend start on kit beer. Don't buy one of those silly machines. Progress through the obsession then like the rest of us...

 

[tomdavis]

Welcome to the club crazybrewer.

Not sure where you are located mate, but before splashing hundreds on a gadget... I'd recommend paying $10 first on a copy of this.

https://www.amazon.com/Complete-Joy-Homebrewing-Fourth-Revised/dp/0062215752?ie=UTF8&ref_=asap_bc

Once you've read that, ask questions, join a homebrew club, and attend demos at your local homebrew shop if you have one. If you don't, get your YouTube on.

You will thank us later when you can brew good beer with nothing more than a stockpot, a polyester bag and some plastic buckets.

 

[Mardoo]

Is that spam I smell cooking?

 

[Grainer]

My advice would be not to buy it and try brew in a bag!

 

[tomdavis]

Probably Mardoo, but you never know when another beginner stumbles across this thread looking for similar advice.

 

[SBOB]

Hey guys,

I just saw this novelty and thought it may help a lot when I brew my own beer at home. But I'm not sure whether to buy one. Can you take a look at it and give me some advices.

Thank you!

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/cheltenham/small-appliances/igulu-smart-home-brewery-system-beer-/1117171105?posted=true

sure, dont bother...
Just like you wouldnt go to a coffee forum and ask about a nespresso machine

 

[earle]

Probably Mardoo, but you never know when another beginner stumbles across this thread looking for similar advice.

Good point so to be clear - don't buy it.

 

[Zorco]

Cough.....They are his only two posts. Membership created 20 minutes before first of the duplicate posts.

 

[Bribie G]

I want to flatten my abdomen, should I buy an Ab-roller?

Can you give me some advices?

Is that similar to give me some advice ?

 

[droid]

you might be arksing the wrong people here mate

 

[spog]

Hey guys,

I just saw this novelty and thought it may help a lot when I brew my own beer at home. But I'm not sure whether to buy one. Can you take a look at it and give me some advices.

Thank you!

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/cheltenham/small-appliances/igulu-smart-home-brewery-system-beer-/1117171105?posted=true

Reading the blurb on the link you posted the description reads like a dodgy Internet retailer.
The use of wording and pronouciation is truly alarming......believe me I am bloody good at it.
No thanks.

 

[Zorco]

I want to flatten my abdomen, should I buy an Ab-roller?

Can you give me some advices?

Is that similar to give me some advice ?

No,
Advice is singular. He wants all sorts of advice from many people. He wants advices. Plural

 

[Lecterfan]

Me. I am a brilliant brewery machine. But you can't afford what I've got to give, my friend.

 

[Mikedub]

Yes Crazybrewer, you are right, it is a novelty, and in the name of the joys of brewing I'd suggest you dont sell buy it

 

[Grainer]

been shut down? lol.. no response? maybe he is a retailer going about it the wrong way...

 

[yankinoz]

My advice is don't buy it and stop trying to sell it here.

 

[Zorco]

4 advices!

 

[Brewman_]

Seen this bouncing around for a while now.

Can, and has anyone bought one of these?

At first I didn't think it was serious.

If he admits he's selling it, he can't sell without becoming a retailer.

 

[Camo6]

And now the ad on Gumtree is gone. I guess Crazybrewer didn't need our advice and went ahead and bought it. Good for you, Crazybrewer. Good for you.

 

[Bribie G]

Damn, and I wanted one so badly. Anybody thought about building a clone?

 

[peteru]

It's gone because it was reported. The description made it clear that this was not a genuine sale of an existing item in VIC 3121, but instead spam.

 

[manticle]

Flagged as spammer, posting abilities disabled. You can still PM a mod to make a case if you are genuine but probably not for long.

 

[peteru]

They're not off to a good start, are they? I would suspect that a significant proportion of their potential customers will float the idea past a brewing friend. If they alienate the home brewing community with stunts like this, they can be guaranteed that the advice to prospective buyers would be to walk away.