Recipe for Trump Lager

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yankinoz

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Fill a keg with tap water. Add sour grapes. Label it "Greatest Beer in History."
 
Trump put Scomo in a bind by awarding him the Legion of Merit. The Iron Rule to understanding Trump is that every last single thing he does is with his own interests and glorification in mind. I have no doubt whatsoever that Trump expects Scomo to knight him in return. No matter if it's honorary, Trump wouldn't know the difference. Scomo won't likely do it and risk ridicule, but if he doesn't Trump will at some point start heaping abuse on him.

Forecasting the future is usually futile. With Trump it's easy.

I'll post a real reciper soon, for a summer ale with cojones, flavoured with Loral hops.
 
My grandfather told me never trust a teetotaler.
I don't drink beer, Trump has told reporters. I've never had a beer!
Ok considering his collusion with the Russians maybe a RIS instead of a lager. But wrong colour! Considering his White Supremacy/racist views can we make it a zero alcohol Witbier. No need to focus on the proper ingredients or style, a glass of milk will be fine. Who said fake witbier?
 
Here is me thinking the legion de merit, the original statue of liberty and freedom fries were all French.
I doubt I would spend a lot of time working on something special for trump, just hope to leave the image of him receding in the rearview mirror with 2020, well the election was one of the better parts of 2020.
Mark
 
My grandfather told me never trust a teetotaler.
I don't drink beer, Trump has told reporters. I've never had a beer!
Ok considering his collusion with the Russians maybe a RIS instead of a lager. But wrong colour! Considering his White Supremacy/racist views can we make it a zero alcohol Witbier. No need to focus on the proper ingredients or style, a glass of milk will be fine. Who said fake witbier?
Whereas Obama home brewed.
 
I thought it was Corona. Since he doesnt mind seeing that get shared around by the millions especially now.
 
An out of date, oxidised supermarket lager which claims to be an IIPA.
The retailer sues anyone who posts a less than excellent review.
 
US Election Day I made a Crazy Hazy NEIPA with 20g Orange Bitter powder added 10 minutes before flame out
 

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Hum, if you zested Trump you should get that colour, could be fun.
Mark
 
I'm aiming for a massive infection during fermentation, then plan to inject some bleach and expose to as much uv light a possible....
Will be served out of a tap at a garden supplies store between a porn shop and crematorium

Ed: when some old guy beats my infected/bleached/UVed brew in a competition, it's only because it was rigged
 
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My grandfather told me never trust a teetotaler.
I don't drink beer, Trump has told reporters. I've never had a beer!
Ok considering his collusion with the Russians maybe a RIS instead of a lager. But wrong colour! Considering his White Supremacy/racist views can we make it a zero alcohol Witbier. No need to focus on the proper ingredients or style, a glass of milk will be fine. Who said fake witbier?

Trump's drunk on himself. Drinks his own bathwater.
 
US Election Day I made a Crazy Hazy NEIPA with 20g Orange Bitter powder added 10 minutes before flame out

I had the pleasure of sampling this beer. Delicious... even if it was a little bitter
 
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