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The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind ...
Humphrey Bogart

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy ...
- Benjamin Franklin

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on ...
-- Dean Martin


Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer,they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I said to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
-- Jack Handy


I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning,that's as good as they're going to feel all day ...
--- Frank Sinatra


The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober ...
-- William Butler Yeats


Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time ...
--- Catherine Zandonella


Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol ...
--- Anonymous


A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her ...
--- W. C. Fields


What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
--- Tee Mans


When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading ...
--- Henny Youngman


Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life ....
--- Michelle Mastrolacasa


I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a Frontal lobotomy ...
--- Tom Waits


24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
--- Stephen Wright


If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose ....
--- Jack Handy


Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza ...
--- Dave Barry


Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world ...
--- Kaiser Wilhelm


You know you're drunk when you fall off the floor ...
--- Anonymous


And God said, "Let there be vodka!" And He saw that it was good. Then God said, "Let there be light!" And then He said, "Whoa, too much light!"
--- Anonymous


Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 1362!
---Anonymous


To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a support group.
--- Anonymous


Beer: Because one doesn't solve the world's problems over white wine.
--- Anonymous


The liver is evil and must be punished!
--- Anonymous
 

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- Homer Simpson
 

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