Random question in need of somewhat urgent answer:
Let's say you have a garden tap. Let's say you used it earlier this morning, and turned it off as normal. Now let's say that the damn thing is running fully open without you doing anything and won't turn off no matter which way you turn the handle, and the genius who built your front garden buried the mains tap <somewhere>. Let's say your wife just called to tell you that this is the current situation at home, and that she needs to leave for work in an hour or so. What do you do? :unsure: