Nick The Dragon Slayer

[Boozy the clown]

Nick the Dragon Slayer had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts, but he knew the penalty for this would be death.
One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician; the King's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme.
The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer would work as the antidote to cure the itch.
The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer. Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and was touted as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less and, knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this matter to the King, shooed him away with no payment made. The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's shorts.

The King immediately summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer...
h34r:

 

[wee stu]

Boozy, this was not particularly funny when you posted it on Grumpys on 29 October 2005.
Do you really think an old joke gets funnier after a month of further decay?

How many forums bandwith are you wasting, mate??

I take back what I said on Grumpys, you give clowns a bad name :angry:

awraworst, stu

 

[AndrewQLD]

Boozy, this was not particularly funny when you posted it on Grumpys on 29 October 2005.
Do you really think an old joke gets funnier after a month of further decay?

How many forums bandwith are you wasting, mate??

I take back what I said on Grumpys, you give clowns a bad name :angry:

awraworst, stu

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Yeah, but Wee Stu, it's so much funnier with the h34r: at the end. :lol:

Cheers
Andrew

 

[Screwtop]

Boozy, this was not particularly funny when you posted it on Grumpys on 29 October 2005.
Do you really think an old joke gets funnier after a month of further decay?

How many forums bandwith are you wasting, mate??

I take back what I said on Grumpys, you give clowns a bad name :angry:

awraworst, stu

[post="93939"][/post]​

Grumpy Sassonach!

 

[Boozy the clown]

Yes well i did find this 'joke' amusing when i posted it on Grumpys on 29 October 2005, even so i dont think it does appreciate after time in the bottle.

How many forums bandwidth am i wasting? well in your opinion two i guess. Giving clowns a bad name? ever seen 'it'?

And thanks for your wishes of awraworst, i'll see you jimmy doon the ba' o de bike sheds.

Glaswegian kiss to you.


(I like beer, i like trying to make nice beer. Thats why i'm on this forum.)
h34r: :angry: