Kegs For Sale

[adryargument]

Out of interest, what happens when you're in possession of kegs illegally obtained?

You grind off the rim and leave the handles

 

[Batz]

Out of interest, what happens when you're in possession of kegs illegally obtained?

A good slapping with a wet hop flower ?

 

[JDW81]

Out of interest, what happens when you're in possession of kegs illegally obtained?

A lifetime supply of VB

 

[rude]

You get bent over the keg pants down & get a good flogging
Then you know you have been a very naughty boy

 

[Midnight Brew]

****! What about those milk crates I borrowed!?

You grind off the rim and leave the handles

A good slapping with a wet hop flower ?

A lifetime supply of VB

You get bent over the keg pants down & get a good flogging
Then you know you have been a very naughty boy

 

[tricache]

****! What about those milk crates I borrowed!?

What milk crates? B)

 

[chunckious]

What milk crates? B)

They were just sitting there......I thought they were going to be thrown away.

 

[Rowy]

It depends on the colour. Red your jailed for life on rations of bread, water and sodomy. Red your given a lifetime pension from the milk company and all the yoghurt you can eat.

 

[sp0rk]

What if I'm colour blind?

 

[Malted]

Maybe I am drawing a long bow here but the ebay keg seller is in Pascoe Vale, Victoria and has been a naughty boy. There have been some naughty SMURFS in Pascoe Vale, Victoria http://au.news.yahoo.com/vic/latest/a/-/ne...for-papa-smurf/.

Is it a coincidence, or is Papa Smurf selling illegal kegs?

 

[Bribie G]

Speaking of bows, it is still a felony to practice archery in the UK on a Sunday.

 

[bignath]

Maybe I am drawing a long bow here but the ebay keg seller is in Pascoe Vale, Victoria and has been a naughty boy. There have been some naughty SMURFS in Pascoe Vale, Victoria http://au.news.yahoo.com/vic/latest/a/-/ne...for-papa-smurf/.

Is it a coincidence, or is Papa Smurf selling illegal kegs?

"no word yet on Gargamel and his cat" :lol: :lol:

 

[Malted]

Speaking of bows, it is still a felony to practice archery in the UK on a Sunday.

Not sure, but I know it is still illegal to enter parliment wearing a suit of armour, that beating a rug or carpet in the street is likewise illegal and you can not handle salmon in suspiscious circumstances. The funniest one is that you can not carry a plank along the footpath, http://lawcommission.justice.gov.uk/docs/Legal_Oddities.pdf

As for archery, bowhunting is not legal in the UK, and that is from modern legislation. How silly.

 

[mikec]

It depends on the colour. Red your jailed for life on rations of bread, water and sodomy. Red your given a lifetime pension from the milk company and all the yoghurt you can eat.

Phew, mine are all blue.

 

[sp0rk]

oh god, i've got every colour of the rainbow!

 

[Rowy]

oh god, i've got every colour of the rainbow!

You don't even want to know what happens to you spork if your caught with more than one colour

 

[Paul H]

It depends on the colour. Red your jailed for life on rations of bread, water and sodomy. Red your given a lifetime pension from the milk company and all the yoghurt you can eat.

I believe also you cannot pass go nor collect $200..

Cheers

PAul

 

[Bribie G]

Also you have to do penance by worshipping in the Crate Cathedral.

 

[Malted]

It depends on the colour. Red your jailed for life on rations of bread, water and sodomy. Red your given a lifetime pension from the milk company and all the yoghurt you can eat.

All I see is red. You're not making sense :lol: