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The next time you’re inclined to enjoy an extra glass of wine pint of beer*, consider that it may be a reflection of your intelligence.

That is one of the findings from data from the National Child Development Study in the United Kingdom and the National Longitudinal Study of Adolescent Health in the United States.

Childhood intelligence, measured before the age of 16, was categorized in five cognitive classes, ranging from “very dull,” “dull,” “normal,” “bright” and “very bright.”

The Americans were revisited seven years later. The British youths, on the other hand, were followed in their 20s, 30s and 40s. Researchers measured their drinking habits as the participants became older.

More intelligent children in both studies grew up to drink alcohol more frequently and in greater quantities than less intelligent children. In the Brits’ case, “very bright” children grew up to consume nearly eight-tenths of a standard deviation more alcohol than their “very dull” cohorts.

Researchers controlled for demographic variables — such as marital status, parents’ education, earnings, childhood social class and more — that may have also affected adult drinking. Still, the findings held true: Smarter kids were drinking more as adults.

So why do smarter kids end up drinking more? Hypotheses abound.

Psychology Today takes an evolutionary approach. They argue that drinkable alcohol is a relatively novel invention of 10,000 years ago. Our ancestors had previously gotten their alcohol kick through eating rotten fruits, so more intelligent humans may be more likely to choose modern alcoholic beverages.

Although increased alcohol consumption could be a reflection of exceptional brainpower, drinking more will certainly not make you any more intelligent than you already are.



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source: http://news.discovery.com/human/higher-childhood-iq-means-more-bottoms-up-as-an-adult.htm
 
Wow. That hypothesis towards the end must have been formed by someone who doesn't drink very much. Smarter people drink more because it is nicer than rotten fruit. So all the "dull kids" are still nomming on mouldy apples?

Also, the researchers clearly did not read this board.
 
Well, really it found that people who were intelligent as children went on to drink more as adults. It says nothing about the intelligence of them as adults.
 
Well, until Chewy posts his Grade 6 reports, I remain unconvinced.
 
Reseachers may have controlled for demographic variables but they don't seem to have bothered connecting intelligence levels with stress.

Being stoooopid is very relaxing. I should know.
 
Nick JD said:
Reseachers may have controlled for demographic variables but they don't seem to have bothered connecting intelligence levels with stress.

Being stoooopid is very relaxing. I should know.
I agree, I would rather be dumb and laid back than smart and stressed!
 
I feel smarter reading that article already. Looks like its off to the beer fridge for another pint of ale for me then. I wouldn't want to try and null my smarts now hey. True story
 
After all the pints of Guiness I had last night I tend to think that maybe I was out smarting myself
 
Those homeless dudes down in the park drinking cask wine all day out of PET bottles must be some kind geniuses.
 
phoneyhuh said:
Those homeless dudes down in the park drinking cask wine all day out of PET bottles must be some kind geniuses.
The plural for genius is genii.
 
Only if you're trying to speak grammatically correct Latin, Nick.

Most people are happy to apply English grammar to borrowed words. "Geniuses" is the more correct usage in English.
 
Who you tryin' to get crazy with, esse?
 
What's Latin for "douche-pipe"?

When will I learn to quote everything?
 
One did, at least.

I work at home, where there is indeed a bar-room, and can suit myself. But I don't. At about half past midday, a decent slug of Mr. Walker's amber restorative, cut with Perrier water (an ideal delivery system) and no ice. At luncheon, perhaps half a bottle of red wine: not always more but never less. Then back to the desk, and ready to repeat the treatment at the evening meal. No "after dinner drinks" -- ​most especially nothing sweet and never, ever any brandy. "Nightcaps" depend on how well the day went, but always the mixture as before. No mixing: no messing around with a gin here and a vodka there.

I always knew there was a risk in the bohemian lifestyle ... I decided to take it because it helped my concentration, it stopped me being bored—it stopped other people being boring. It would make me want to prolong the conversation and enhance the moment.

Christopher Hitchens
 
I did form 1 twice and left school halfway thru year 8 bum.. I wanted to be a shearer.. Left shearing at 38 and went back to school to become a boiler maker and wrecked my back.. Go figure..
 
chewy said:
I did form 1 twice and left school halfway thru year 8 bum.. I wanted to be a shearer.. Left shearing at 38 and went back to school to become a boiler maker and wrecked my back.. Go figure..
I wasn't actually asking for your CV, mate. Was just a comment on the article under discussion in regards to the high-score you posted the other night.
 
i cbf reading the OP. tried couldnt. im pissed. i must be smarter than the rest of you.
 

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