How to pronounce the science of brewing

[Crouch]

Okay, so the more I've been reading (and thinking about doing some study on the science of brewing) one thing I realised is that I have no idea how to pronounce 'sciency' sounding words ... que, google 'how to pronounce' search

Came across this site (no doubt there are hundreds of others) but thought it was useful > http://www.howjsay.com

Combine that with a dictionary and you can find some amazing words!

How about this one ....
"Acetabuliferious"

Meaning:
(adj.) Furnished with fleshy cups for adhering to bodies, as cuttlefish, etc.

Gotta find a way to incorporate that into a sentence during the next week!

Dicetyl was a nice one - it seems most people say die-a-set-al ... according to howjsay its pronounced die-a-see-tal

 

[Westo]

phenylalkylamines

phenylethanolamine

ecclesiastically

zeugobranchiata

All those years at uni to become a Scientist when 99% of your learning is how to create ******** words that the common man will go "WTF did you say"?

 

[Camo6]

Diacetyl was a nice one - it seems most people say die-a-set-al ... according to howjsay its pronounced die-a-see-tal

If you're a Yank!

 

[manticle]

Charlie bamforth pronounces it 'di-a- si-teel'.
Brit living and working in seppo land.

 

[Blind Dog]

Dicetyl was a nice one - it seems most people say die-a-set-al ... according to howjsay its pronounced die-a-see-tal

Think you'll find most people pronounce it 'sssspptttt...eeerrrgggghhh....**** that tastes like ****'

 

[bradsbrew]

Di C till

Also people should learn another important word




Bee Chee

 

[Bribie G]

slipadictomy

 

[Blind Dog]

slipadictomy

My what?

 

[GalBrew]

One of the things I have learnt in my many years of uni is that each academic likes to make up their own pronunciation. In my time as a scientist I have heard pronunciation bordering on the absurd for the most mundane of words.

My advice is to not give a ***** any more. I find that works well.

 

[manticle]

See-arn-teest.
Taast-toob
Bon-sarn boor-noor
Kar-mee-kool.
Kaaa-boon da-hoox-aade

 

[Blind Dog]

Ironic that pronunciation is one of the most commonly mispronounced words in the English language

 

[Danwood]

See-arn-teest.
Taast-toob
Bon-sarn boor-noor
Kar-mee-kool.
Kaaa-boon da-hoox-aade

I can't get the third one !

 

[Blind Dog]

I can't get the third one !

I'm trying to see the joke

And failing

 

[Crouch]

I can't get the third one !

Carbon Dioxide?

 

[Blind Dog]

Carbon Dioxide?

I'm either pissed or that's the 5th one

 

[Crouch]

I'm either pissed or that's the 5th one

It helps if your Indian and pronounce them with an Indian accent

 

[manticle]

Indian ****** a norwegian and tried to teach a welshman how to speak english with a dutch accent.
@ blind dog - I'm still trying to see the point of the OP.

 

[Crouch]

... I'm still trying to see the point of the OP.

Would have thought it was pretty clear. Found a site that I thought was helpful and thought I'd share it.

 

[manticle]

Cool.
Thanks.

 

[Blind Dog]

Indian ****** a norwegian and tried to teach a welshman how to speak english with a dutch accent.
@ blind dog - I'm still trying to see the point of the OP.

Don't mind me. My brain lives in a jar by the side of the bed so I'm stuck with spouting vacuous nonsense

 

[manticle]

I on the other hand, type nothing but articulate, succinct, pithy and meaningful prose.

 

[Bribie G]

Australian: eye talian brocco lye in eye rack
English: Italian broccolee in Iraq

Australian: okshun
English: auction

Australian: droring pin,
English: drawing pin

Australian: yoe gurt
English: yoggut

Australian: contro versee
English: con trovusee

Australian: yagarn mite
Tyneside: hoo ye gannin me bonny marra
Clydeside: och whe ye bonnie muckle the noo [unpronounceable phonemes follow]

 

[manticle]

English: fookin' scouse.
English: bloody northerners!
English: ar, them's wot'll be, arr
English: Comboyne 'arvester!
English: s'at'wot is, innit?
English: Tewwiblee kind of you, of coarse my deah. Sally's up the brinny, eh, what?
English:I dornt reeelah laik 'im actwooleh. Too stewped 'nd naw froont teeth. An 'e livs wi 'is ma. Daft koont.

Welsh: fghhjuyugthghdeejh

 

[Pilchard]

English, Beer
Irish, Boeir
German, Bier
Albanian, birrë
Arabic, البيرة
Armenian, գարեջուր
Bosnian, pivo
Bulgarian, бира
Danish, øl
Finnish, olut
French, bière
Etc etc.

I must include Latin here, the scholars language...cervisiam

Hate to see them talk pissed..

 

[Jaded and Bitter]

I'd have to say, on average 'stralians speak better and more correct english than on average people from England (5 miles from London the gibberish starts).

'specially Adelaide, mispronouciation will get a sharp look and quick correction from most strangers. But have you seen how they queue for buses?

 

[mje1980]

Voi boi

 

[spog]

Indian ****** a norwegian and tried to teach a welshman how to speak english with a dutch accent.
@ blind dog - I'm still trying to see the point of the OP.

I will have you know that we Norwegiens are the fuckers not the fuckees.
It's true,I saw on that TV show Vikings, and Dad told me also.
Cheers....spog...

 

[Danwood]

I have a very phlegmy cold, so my Welsh is impeccable atm.

Ps. Just dropped and broke my first thermometer in four years of brewing, trying to negotiate this stupid thread. So, **** you all very much !

quote name="manticle" post="1211161" timestamp="1408113328"]English: fookin' scouse.
English: bloody northerners!
English: ar, them's wot'll be, arr
English: Comboyne 'arvester!
English: s'at'wot is, innit?
English: Tewwiblee kind of you, of coarse my deah. Sally's up the brinny, eh, what?
English:I dornt reeelah laik 'im actwooleh. Too stewped 'nd naw froont teeth. An 'e livs wi 'is ma. Daft koont.
Welsh: fghhjuyugthghdeejh[/quote]

 

[gsouth82]

Okay, so the more I've been reading (and thinking about doing some study on the science of brewing) one thing I realised is that I have no idea how to pronounce 'sciency' sounding words ... que, google 'how to pronounce' search

I just enrolled in the free chemistry of beer course that's running again. It starts today (US time, so maybe tomorrow) if you looking for some study on the science of brewing.

Sorry to have dragged this back on topic. I'm done.

Continue...

 

[Bribie G]

I can actually pronounce Llanfairpwllgwngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

edit: and I typed it out without having to look it up.