How To Make Pregnant Wives Love Your Homebrewing Hobby

[Shed101]

Put your red hot cube in the bed as a hot 'worter' bottle.

Noice.

 

[Pennywise]

Worter, love it

 

[jzani]

My pregnant wife doesn't like the smell. I just don't get it.

 

[Lord Raja Goomba I]

Put your red hot cube in the bed as a hot 'worter' bottle.

Noice.

Isn't that what the wife is? Human incubator, incubating a human.

My pregnant wife doesn't like the smell. I just don't get it.

They don't like the damn smell of anything. Mine still dry reaches at the smell of certain things that she threw up (which was pretty well everything) when she was pregnant.

Goomba

 

[Shed101]

Isn't that what the wife is? Human incubator, incubating a human.



They don't like the damn smell of anything. Mine still dry reaches at the smell of certain things that she threw up (which was pretty well everything) when she was pregnant.

Goomba

Mine loves the smell, loves the taste and hasn't thrown up in pregnancy.

Why are they so damn inconsistent? :lol:

 

[Silo Ted]

Put your red hot cube in the bed as a hot 'worter' bottle.

Double WINNING !

You'll be in the shit if she bursts.

The cube, not the wife

 

[Shed101]

Double WINNING !

You'll be in the shit if she bursts.

The cube, not the wife

You mean if my her our worter breaks :unsure: :beerbang:

... well two days till the baby's due ...

 

[DU99]

Tell her stout is good for her health,but make a lager instead

 

[Silo Ted]

Yea. Treat 'em mean to keep 'em keen frightened

 

[DU99]

promise her you won't bring a keg to the birth :drinks:

 

[bignath]

Pregnant wife???

I can't even get my NON pregnant wife to love my homebrewing hobby.....

 

[jyo]

During the induced labour of our boy (now 10 months old), things died off for a few hours.
I hinted to the missus that "Gee, a beer would really calm my nerves right now..." The good lady sent me home to grab a few coldies and some ice. I ducked out a few times for a JSGA whenever I she would get a contraction. What a good girl she is.

 

[darrenp]

The trick is to get them to like the hobby before you get them pregnant. Fourth time round and mine is still throwing up at the drop of a hat. :icon_vomit:

Thinking about pregnancy and brewing reminds me of the last time she went into labour. She woke me up in the middle of the night standing in the door way and said "Oh no babe I'm all wet". Sh*t I thought the fermenter has fallen off the bench and flooded the house, doctor pissed himself a couple of hours later when I told him the story.

 

[Screwtop]

You mean if my her our worter breaks :unsure: :beerbang:

:lol: :lol:

Funny eh! before, they can't stand the smell of all sorts of good smelling stuff, then after the smell of baby shit doesn't bother em.

Screwy

 

[Bada Bing Brewery]

keep it simple - cash works.
Cheers
BBB

 

[amiddler]

My not pregnant wife still hates the smell of my brewing my wort and my beer. I just don't get why not.

 

[Effect]

Ha at you silly men with wives.....

 

[Nevalicious]

Ha at you silly men with wives.....

Quiet you <_<

 

[spog]

one day you will regret that statement...he he he....cheers......spog.......

Ha at you silly men with wives.....

 

[Josh]

I took my missus to the USA for 2 months. She was sick the whole way round. I've got some cracking shots of her at famous landmarks looking like shit. She also had no interest in the National Homebrew Conference and Oregon Brewers Festival. Both of which were planned as extended stops on the trip.

She may not love my hobby, even when she's not pregnant. But she realises I do and copes with that fact.