How To Clean A Toilet

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Hopeye

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How to Clean a Toilet:
Raise the lid and the seat.
Squirt some shampoo into the toilet water.
Soothe the cat as you carry him to the bathroom.
In one smooth movement, insert the cat into the toilet and
quickly close the seat and lid. (Sit on the closed lid.) The
cat will now self-agitate, making ample suds. (Ignore any
noises coming from the toilet as cats actually enjoy this.)
Flush several times for the "power-wash" and "rinse" cycles.
Have someone else open an exterior door. Be sure that no people
are between the toilet and that exterior door.
Stand as far away from the toilet as you can, then quickly lift
the lid.
The cat will rocket out of the toilet and streak outside where
he will "auto-dry" himself. Now both the commode and the cat
are sparkling clean!


Signed, THE DOG.
 
Now why did'nt i think of that!
 
Here Pussey, Pussey.... :lol:
 
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