geneabovill
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Step one: say to SWMBO (the Minister for War and Finance) "Honey, you know how we waste a lot of food?" Note: this will work even if you don't waste food.
SWMBO: "Yes, we do, don't we?"
Note: See?
Gene: "Well, there's a machine that seals food in an airtight bag and extends the shelf-life by years!"
SWMBO: "I've seen them on Kardashians/Today Tonight/Jersey Shore. They look handy."
Gene: "Yeah, I thought we could get one and buy meat in bulk."
SWMBO: "Gene, I know you buy those green pellets in kilo bags and split them up. Just buy a frigging vacuum sealer."
Gene: gets on eBay before the sentence is finished and has spent $100 on the machine and extra bags, and a further $50 on hops.
Winning!
SWMBO: "Yes, we do, don't we?"
Note: See?
Gene: "Well, there's a machine that seals food in an airtight bag and extends the shelf-life by years!"
SWMBO: "I've seen them on Kardashians/Today Tonight/Jersey Shore. They look handy."
Gene: "Yeah, I thought we could get one and buy meat in bulk."
SWMBO: "Gene, I know you buy those green pellets in kilo bags and split them up. Just buy a frigging vacuum sealer."
Gene: gets on eBay before the sentence is finished and has spent $100 on the machine and extra bags, and a further $50 on hops.
Winning!