How Attractive 4 Meters Of Rope Can Be

[fraser_john]

When you have eighteen 12/13 year old girls over for your daughters 13th birthday party.......

I am probably lucky I don't have a tree strong enough to hold my weight. Doesn't seem to matter which room I slink away into, I cannot get away.

10 more minutes....10 more minutes....10 more minutes....10 more minutes

 

[bum]

I just got home from taking two kids to a 3yo's birthday party.

 

[mr_tyreman]

Wait a few years mate

 

[Bizier]

Am I the only one to skim read this and draw perverted conclusions? I need my head checked.

 

[Wolfy]

Am I the only one to skim read this and draw perverted conclusions? I need my head checked.

No ... but you are the only one that shared it with everyone on the inter-web!

 

[Malted]

Am I the only one to skim read this and draw perverted conclusions? I need my head checked.

Yes you pervert.

I was thinking about having 12/13 eighteen year olds over

 

[Fourstar]

I was thinking about having 12/13 eighteen year olds over

I read one thing, and my mind only allowed me to interpret another. 12-13 eighteen year olds and 4 meters of rope sounds like my ultimate party.

Is this the heaven that Allah speaks of?

 

[Pollux]

4metres of rope won't help if you are trying to tie up 12-13 eighteen year olds, you really need a couples of metres for each one......


I know I am not looking forward to my daughter hitting teenage years.....She already has the teenage attitude and sass, and she's only 5.

 

[bum]

Did you miss the part about trees?