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Dave70

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It would appear the multi level marketers who foisted the whole 'wheatgrass' scam onto credulous masses have some surplus terrarium's they need to offload.

Manifestly ******* stupid idea coupled with one of the least convincing blurbs ever - No word on how much beer one crop would yield, but hopefully it would be worth the effort - if it were just one glass, for instance... well, it would have to be really good beer.
 

Diesel80

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Lol, bet Nev and the other retailers are quaking in their boots.

Only in America as they say no?

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D80
 

Dars183

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I get it, the growing vessel has pictures of beer on it, ergo Beer Garden :rolleyes:

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Helles

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I reakon youll get 250g of barley out of it at best
Then you need to malt it
A lot of f#cking around for about 2 bucks in malt
 

manticle

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You pay 2 dollars for 250g?

You need to get in on a bulk buy or at least stop shopping at zetta florence
 

Helles

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I do just a guess Mate
 

bum

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I just did a little pee in my pants.
 

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Hilarious, i like how apparently barley creates starch and wheat just helps in fermentation. Personally I'd like to reduce by brew days below 5 hrs not turn them into brew months.
 

Greg.L

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You could do this with grapes, $25 for a terrarium and some grape seeds. Or apples.
 

thedragon

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The "greenhouse" looks like something that you'd find a woollies cake inside. Probably just as likely to yield enough barley to make beer.
 

Dan Pratt

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It's says the kit comes with hops seeds.....lol. We have all seen how ******* massive those plants grow....hilarious. I wonder how many idiots have bought these already.....wtf.
 

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