I laughed at this post and then instant karma struck and the temp controller on my fermenting fridge crapped out - unfixable. Luckily, one of the founding members of Kyogle Gentlemen Brewers is a fridge mechanic. So I wander down the road and lo and behold he has second hand unit, better than the original.
All I had to do was feed him beers and skip over any INXS songs that came up on the ipod/stereo playlist. Not because he thinks they're rubbish, it's just that their music prompts painful memories of a romantic relationship back in the day. We decided that we would sit and watch the temp drop back down to 16c and drink more beers because it was a hot afternoon and the price of good beer is eternal vigilance.