George W Bush

[PostModern]

Post your Bush jokes here.
I'll start

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his
talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and
George asks him what his name is. "Billy." "And what is your question,

Billy?"

"I have 3 questions.
First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third,
whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies
that they will continue after recess.

When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right ---
question time. Who has a question?"

Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him
what his name is. "Steve" "And what is your question, Steve?"

"I have 5 questions.

First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?
And fifth, what the f**k happened to Billy?"

 

[bonk]

always good for a laugh.

but i thought ol' george dub'ya bush was a good joke.


* screech of tires, asio pulls up outside * h34r:

 

[Bobby]

did you hear everyone in iraq is shaving off there pubes?? apparently they don't like bush....