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ryanator

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I found this rather amusing. :D

A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign hanging over the bar:
FREE BEER! Free beer for the person who can pass the test!
The guy asks the bartender what the test is.
The bartender replies:
"First, you have to drink a whole gallon of pepper tequila. You've gotta drink the whole thing without pulling a face. Second, there's a crocodile out the back with a sore tooth. You have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there's a woman upstairs who has never had an orgasm. You've gotta go up there and sort things out."
The guy says:
"I would love free beer but I'm not that crazy."
As time goes by, the man has a few jugs of beer and then stands up.
"Where isss that teeequila?"
He grabs the gallon of tequila and slams it down without pulling a face. Next, he staggers out the back. All of the people in the bar begin to hear screaming, shouting, squealing, then silence. The man staggers back into the bar. His clothes are ripped and he is covered in cuts and scratches. He then says:
"Now where's that woman with the sore tooth?"

:beer:
 

barfridge

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nice one :)

You sir, are a cunning linguist!
 

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