Election Day Brew

[kenlock]

Election Day will be a great opportunity to brew. Mash in, go vote and quick shop, and then come back for the boil.

So, what will you be brewing, and what will it be named?

Election Lager (as it rolls off the tongue), a Barleywine (bitter sweet and something you hope in time will turn out magnificient, but you're never really sure) or an unbalanced IPA (throw a heap of hops at a brew to cover the flaws).

:blink:

 

[Dan Dan]

Polling day porter

 

[seamad]

The wingnut and monkeyman bitter.
Always do a postal vote so I've got all day to brew.Hopefully have the control box done by then .

 

[kenlock]

I'm already getting inspired. I can visualise seamad's label for his 'wingnut and monkeyman bitter'.

:beerbang:

 

[MastersBrewery]

Perhaps we should all do one, and with a generous spirit (as is the heart of AHB) each send the loser a bottle, to help drown his, well sorrows.

 

[markjd]

Postal vote for the win!

And don't forget to brew something bitter, very bitter... just like the defeated pollies

 

[QldKev]

I don't care what ever I'm brewing for election day, cause I know what ever it promises to deliver won't happen. B)

 

[kenlock]

So, an American/Aussie Lager then QldKev

 

[keifer33]

Australian Poll Ale.

 

[toolio666]

Whatever you choose, it'll turn to s**t, like your vote...

 

[Mardoo]

Ill brew a red IPA - looks different but tastes just the same.

 

[bradsbrew]

A lambic- may as well have horse blanket to go with all the horse shit being spread.


or a


No I do not want your ******* how to vote flyer Ale

 

[kenlock]

Whatever you choose, it'll turn to s**t, like your vote...

We'e a collective of brewers here with vast experience and knowledge, which is why I assume you have joined. Therefore,you're assertion is completely errorenous.

 

[breakbeer]

"Don't Blame Me, I didn't vote for Him Sour Grape Ale"

Seems like a refreshing change at the start but takes a few months to really develop & show it's true flaws. I can't give you the recipe & don't even think about asking how much it cost to brew. Only (straight) women with Sex Appeal will like this Beer. I was going to brew an IPA but I read that they were originally brewed to survive long trips on boats, that makes me nervous. I also bottled it in clear glass instead of brown, for reasons I either can't remember or won't go into right now

Has a bland, almost cheesy taste with absolutely no body at all & an aftertaste of 'regret' . Worst part is there's 4 years supply of this brew

 

[philmud]

OT we had a 2010 election party and a mate brought a flagon of sherry to play a drinking game called "Tony Abbott leaves a bad taste in my mouth". Every time the LNP won a seat, DRINK!

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

VB......cause thats roughly the quality of the politicains.....regardless who gets in

 

[Liam_snorkel]

aussie mid strength lager w BB ale and POR - call it Lowest Common Denominator.

 

[justatad]

Dickstickers Draught!!

 

[rheffera]

'All Lies' IPA - No hops, is actually just flat warm fosters

 

[pat_00]

Mad Monk Trappist Ale?
Moving Forward Mild?
Working Families Weizen?

I dunno if I'll brew election day. I have a feeling that I won't want to remember it.