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Jovial_Monk
Guest
Shit! Got woken up at 6.00am by a telephone call "This is the police" Shit! they have caught up with me at last! "Are you the owner of the Jovial Monk?" ????? "Yes, I am"
"Your shop has been broken into, can you come out right away?
donned track suit and slippers, chooffed out to shop, what a mess!
Seem some young f*ckwit kicked in the glass in one of my doors, went to the till and removed the cash tray containing like $12, opened every drawer/door looking for more cash then scarpered. Luckily someone noticed a car zooming away at high speed and took the rego number.
Man, for $12, a mess that took hours to clean, even with good old Mum pitching in like the old trooper she is, plus the cost of reglazing the door and $55 for a new cash tray for the till.
After a pitcher of beer, feeling a bit less stressed.
Doubtless, those like Chiller, Pedro and Pint of Lager will think this is good fun, bah!
Jovial Monk
"Your shop has been broken into, can you come out right away?
donned track suit and slippers, chooffed out to shop, what a mess!
Seem some young f*ckwit kicked in the glass in one of my doors, went to the till and removed the cash tray containing like $12, opened every drawer/door looking for more cash then scarpered. Luckily someone noticed a car zooming away at high speed and took the rego number.
Man, for $12, a mess that took hours to clean, even with good old Mum pitching in like the old trooper she is, plus the cost of reglazing the door and $55 for a new cash tray for the till.
After a pitcher of beer, feeling a bit less stressed.
Doubtless, those like Chiller, Pedro and Pint of Lager will think this is good fun, bah!
Jovial Monk