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H.S. Senior Arrested On Campus With Beer, Weapons
POSTED: 9:06 am MST December 6, 2005

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. -- A Cibola High School senior was arrested Monday while he was trying to get onto campus with a load of weapons and beer.

Albuquerque police told Action 7 News that a security guard tried to stop the teenager as he attempted to drive into the junior parking lot.

The teenager became aggresive, police said, and the security guard called city police for backup.

When officers searched the student's car they said they found two 12-gauge shotguns, a knife and three cases of beer.

School officials said the student is now on a 10-day suspension pending an expulsion hearing.

The student's name has not been made public. Charges are pending in the case

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I think the suspension was because he tried to drink beer not bought at the campus bar

 

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Full story here.

A MAN driving a car with the licence plate "THC4ME" has been caught with 1kg of cannabis and more than $12,000 cash in a remote Northern Territory community.
Michael John Page, 44, pleaded guilty in the NT Supreme Court yesterday to supplying a commercial quantity of cannabis and possessing $12,880, gained through the commission of an offence.

Prosecutor Corinna Baohm said the man bought a $4000 car, clip-seal bags and about 1kg of cannabis - for which he paid about $8800 - in Katherine in January. He then drove to Ramingining on the Arnhem Land coast where he stayed with a friend.

Dumbass.

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