Do you have a beard? (poll)

[thisispants]

I've got a half baked theory that brewers have a higher beard to face ratio than the rest of the population.

So answer the poll!

 

[mongey]

I had for 4 years until a couple months ago. So I’m a no but a recent no.

Just got over it one day. Looked around on the train and ever dude had a beard.

No doubt it will return though.

 

[Grott]

Although have had beard at #2 on the shears on a few occasions, haven’t shaved or had a razor for 50years!

 

[ein stein]

do you have a poll on another random forum to record beard rates on the rest of the population or are you just trying to determine the percentage of AHBers that rock facial hair?

 

[Bridges]

This if I remember correctly was a damn fine drop.

 

[wide eyed and legless]

Does a medium to heavy stubble count?

 

[Grott]

Yes, as defined “the growth of hair on the face of an adult man”

 

[wide eyed and legless]

Then I would class myself as a swinger, sometimes yes sometimes no.

 

[paulyman]

Wife told me to shave more regularly or grow a beard... we all know I called her bluff.

Even funnier, she said she missed the clean shaven face so I surprised her one night with a clean shaven face... a few days later she said she missed the beard! Have a healthy beard again and for the foreseeable future.

 

[Bribie G]

You should shave the sides clean to avoid inner thigh rash.

 

[Chris79]

I don’t have a beard. It does seem “standard issue”. I also work as a coffee buyer and roaster, roasting coffee in the specialty coffee part of the coffee industry, it is very in usually for roasters, brokers and baristas. But unfortunately, I don’t have one [emoji12]

 

[timmi9191]

Does the poll include those with no facial hair but still have a beard as they brew naked?

 

[Grott]

Then I would class myself as a swinger, sometimes yes sometimes no.

Some would have a different spin on what a swinger is weal.

 

[Danscraftbeer]

Only for 26 years now. Shave me cheeks and lower neck.
(no lower anatomy innuendo intended there because this is the public internet after all etc)

 

[Bribie G]

Only for 26 years now. Shave me cheeks and lower neck.
(no lower anatomy innuendo intended there because this is the public internet after all etc)

Shaving down there makes your dongle look bigger in the change room.

 

[Danscraftbeer]

Shaving down there makes your dongle look bigger in the change room.

that's kinda sad for the believers of that.

 

[SeeFar]

that's kinda sad for the believers of that.

Sadder for their wives.

 

[spog]

Had a beard 25+ years ago that was damn near every colour going, it look liked I face planted a fuckn paint shop.
My current job requires me to be clean shaven, much to the better half’s pleasure.

 

[manticle]

I have a beard when I don’t shave and no beard when I shave. I mostly shave.

Deliberately grew a beard longish once (this year) - my lady mostly liked it as I reminded her of floki but there was apparently an element of serial killer in there too.

 

[knot_gillty]

My wife hates beards so I’m a yes for a beard... She cut her hair quite short a few years ago and I told her I’m not shaving until it’s back to reasonable length. It’s been a reasonable length for some time now but I still don’t shave it off. I trim it short though...

 

[SeeFar]

I look like my father when I beard up.

So I don't often beard up....

 

[goomboogo]

Shaving down there makes your dongle look bigger in the change room.

 

[droid]

I've voted no but maybe should have been yes, normally have a foo-man-choo which is really just a mou with side bits terminating at the jaw-line but nothing hanging from the chin.... I always thought of a beard as hair around the jaw-line but importantly the chin. If you had a full beard then shave off the chin are we not sporting mutton chops?

Man this is confusing stuff!

 

[Thorny85]

Bearded!! Lol [emoji3][emoji3] (there needs to be a beard emoji!!)

 

[karrathabrewer]

Yea iv been bearded since I was 20 and I'm now 32, I get really bad razor rash so I decided **** the shaving and haven't shaved shaved since!!

 

[Bribie G]

Spanish proverb: "kissing a man without a moustache is like eating an egg without salt."

Of course nowadays that's ok coming from either Manuel or Manuella.

 

[wavemaker]

Spanish proverb: "kissing a man without a moustache is like eating an egg without salt."

Of course nowadays that's ok coming from either Manuel or Manuella.

I thought someone like Greta Garbo or Mae West said that. Thanks for enlightening me.

I've got a half baked theory that brewers have a higher beard to face ratio than the rest of the population.

So answer the poll!

 

[wavemaker]

I've had a beard for most of the last 50 years. Currently sporting a full growth that's 12 months old. Haven't been without a moustache since I first grew it in 74.

 

[Nullnvoid]

I also had a mad fro until I went to a new barber before Christmas and he ****** it all up.

 

[garage_life]

Yep, and I've got nothing but positive feedback since growing it. Guess my face isn't that great [emoji3]