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CAKE OR BED




A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A

FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,



HONEY,

COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?

IT'S BEEN FLICKER ING FOR WEEKS NOW.



HE LOOK AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,

FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?

DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE

GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?

I DON'T THINK SO.



FINE,



THEN THE WIFE ASKS,

WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?

IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT.



TO WHICH HE REPLIED,

FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?

DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE

WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?

I DON'T THINK SO



FINE, SHE SAYS

THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS

TO THE FRONT DOOR?

THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK.



I'M NOT A DAMM CARPENTER AND I DON'T

WANT TO FIX STEPS.

HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE

ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?

I DON'T THINK SO.

I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.

I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!



SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A

COUPLE OF HOURS..................................



HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW

HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES

TO GO HOME.



AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES

THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.



AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE

HALL LIGHT IS WORKING.



AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES

THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.



HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?

SHE SAID, WE LL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT

OUTSIDE AND CRIED.



JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME

WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.



HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND

ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER

GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.



HE SAID,

SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?



SHE REPLIED,

HELLOOOOO....

DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN

ON MY FOREHEAD?

I DON'T THINK SO!
 

Kai

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Looks like someone forgot about their caps lock key.

Google ads crack me up... I see two for cakes at the bottom of this page.
 
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Wasn't me forgot the caps lock key, just the guy I swiped the joke from :)

JM
 

Kai

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Yeah, I knew it wasn't you. Still was 'someone', though.
 

PostModern

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Kai said:
Google ads crack me up... I see two for cakes at the bottom of this page.
Check out any thread that Boots has posted in. I've seen ads for scooters a few times.

LOL "Boots Scooters".
 

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Admuncher must be doing wonders for me....
i have no ads on this page anywhere!


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PoMo, are you serious? That's hilarious.

*scrolling down as soon as I hit reply*
 

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