Custom Clocks

[donburke]

Found a shop in Sydney that sells these clocks, walked in the other day and flopped my old fella onto the counter. The bird behind the counter says "excuse me sir this is a clock shop not a cock shop"
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I then said to her "yeah why don't you put two hands and a face on this"

 

[dicko]

Found a shop in Sydney that sells these clocks, walked in the other day and flopped my old fella onto the counter. The bird behind the counter says "excuse me sir this is a clock shop not a cock shop"
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I then said to her "yeah why don't you put two hands and a face on this"

:lol:

I think I knew that girl....apparently she was a real sucker for clocks. h34r: h34r:

 

[Donske]

Well ****, what a mess of a thread, probably would have got a couple of these made up for christmas presents too.

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

I am confused.

Are these clocks daylight savings compatable, seeing that d/s is illegal in QLD and I would say that anyone who made/sold more than 3 would be subject to life in prison and forced to wear pink overalls.

How would they go in WA who are 2-3 hrs behind and given a lack of waranty I can see " Gryphon Solicitors & Lawyers" mounting a class action.

 

[Black Devil Dog]

I believe you can get them made to suit all time zones.

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

Nev might have to ship one over that is already set to WA time.

 

[pk.sax]

For a moment I thought this was the FWP thread. Then I heard tick tock.

 

[TSMill]

I am confused.

Are these clocks daylight savings compatable

Yeah I already said that, so you could say your joke was.....

Second Hand!


YEAAAAAAAAH!

 

[QldKev]

OK, now that you brought it up, lets be totally transparent on that particular situation.

Nev, I have had a look and the thread you link to has only 1 post hidden/deleted and that particular post was hidden because of a request from you and chugger, not because of the QLD mods but because you and chugger requested it. Would you like a public posting of the PM's??

The likes on post 64 within this thread speaks volumes doesinit.

Let's face it, the majority of the **** in this thread is from these two retailers. It's funny they pull this crap, since some people will think of these two retailers comments when making future purchases and decide to shop elsewhere.

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

Let's face it, the majority of the **** in this thread really is ****.

 

[SimoB]

Just read all of this. A lot of bItching for blokes who like making beer, oh and clocks. Where do you get the time... Tick tock.

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[Ducatiboy stu]

One does not buy these clocks to keep time. One buys these clocks to make a point

 

[andytork]

All I can say on this after reading six pages of people who complain about costs but waste so much time.

Some people are suckers for a clock

You could call them clocksuckers

 

[pcmfisher]

References to clocks will be like references to kittens....

 

[pk.sax]

References to clocks will be like references to kittens....

If you mention Batz stickers I'll choke your clocks in front of you!!!

 

[FNQ Bunyip]

Like I said when $membership started. " This place has gone to **** " can't belive what go's on here these days .

Was dropping in every now and then but don't think I'll even bother anymore ..

 

[DJ_L3ThAL]

Like I said when $membership started. " This place has gone to **** " can't belive what go's on here these days .

Was dropping in every now and then but don't think I'll even bother anymore ..

I found a better place to hang out anyway, http://tinyurl.com/m3kcpf3

 

[awesomefury]

 

[Mardoo]

I found a better place to hang out anyway, http://tinyurl.com/m3kcpf3

That one ticks all the boxes!

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

Nev could be moderator

 

[GrumpyPaul]

I wanted to join all the fun of witty clock jokes and banter...

But i didnt have time.

 

[eungaibitter1]

Witty is one name for it

 

[TSMill]

I wanted to join all the fun of witty clock jokes and banter...
But i didnt have time.

I think you're winding us up.

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

This thread is alarming

 

[MartinOC]

Ooer! I thought this thread had had it's day until now....

"Love, all alike, no season knows nor clime,
Nor hours, days, months, which are the rags of time."

John Donne

 

[philmud]

All I can say on this after reading six pages of people who complain about costs but waste so much time.

Some people are suckers for a clock

You could call them clocksuckers

Gahhhh **** it! I was reading post after post hoping to get the clock-sucker joke in there!

Anyways, looks like Kev's been clock-blocked...

 

[Screwtop]

All of these jokes are, past their use-by............. and none come with any warranty. Although I did have a chuckle at one.

Screwy

 

[TSMill]

Thanks for chiming in, but yeah, probably time to dial it back a bit.

 

[unclebarrel]

These jokes are all a bit second hand.

 

[philmud]

I'm just glad this is all happening over the Internet. I reckon if we were having this conversation at the pub, Kev would have clocked someone by now.

I'm not that handy in a blue myself. I get too wound up and my timing's off. I might as well face it; it would be unwise to chime in, especially if I was off my dial. This is getting worse, time for me to clock off...