Craft Beer ?

[Lodan]

I keep chickens in my backyard. The eggs are tastier than ones I can buy. I'm not a farmer.

Craft Farmer...

 

[bum]

I dunno, man. Are you deliberately ignoring every species swarming insect that doesn't regulate its population? Parasitic insescts as well? And wild boars, etc? And even beavers, ffs That's just off the top of my head and I'm not even a wasted hippy.

 

[djar007]

Crown of thorns starfish

 

[djar007]

Dont they live in an environment that they are destroying? I Li e n a house but am not destroying it. I am however a burden on my environment

 

[yum beer]

I cook at home - Im a cooker
I mow the lawn at home - Im a mower
I wash clothes at home- Im a washer
I father at home- Im a father
I brew at home - Im a brewer.
Craft is a cheese company.....they don't make beer.

 

[Dan Dan]

I talk shit, but I'm not a politician.... I helped my neighbour build a fence today. It wasnt a craft fence, it was just a fence.

 

[Northside Novice]

' Fences are
reflections of
What life use to be .....'

 

[bum]

I helped my neighbour build a fence today. It wasnt a craft fence, it was just a fence.

So it was a kit fence?

h34r:

 

[yum beer]

I talk shit, but I'm not a politician.... I helped my neighbour build a fence today. It wasnt a craft fence, it was just a fence.

But if you fucked a goat......

 

[Dan Dan]

Well, when i say I helped, I mean I watched... And if I fucked a goat, I'd be a goat fucker. But that's frowned upon around here, so I make beer instead.

 

[Dan Dan]

Northside, are you quoting the theme song from prisoner??

 

[Not For Horses]

You deliberately ignoring the fact that there is a difference between a profession and a hobby? You are all those things. Well except the butchery, I guess. Perhaps more of a charcutier?

I thought my inclusion of the word hobby made that distinction

If Jane Austen and/or Batman are to be believed however, it's what we do that defines us.

 

[bum]

I make the beers I deserve, not the beers I need right now.

 

[of mice and gods]

I'm not just a brewer, I'm a Scientist.

because it's not just beer, it's an experiment.

Veni, vidi, vici.
Al

 

[Bribie G]

I drink therefore I am. Descartes

I'm here so I may as well drink. Jean Paul Sartre

Bottle of wine, fruit of the vine, when ya gonna let me get sober? Dean Martin

 

[bum]

Suck more piss - Billy Thorpe.

 

[of mice and gods]

Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed. A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.

 

[of mice and gods]

"I was also drunk, crazy and heavily armed at all times. People trembled and cursed when I came into a public room and started screaming in German" - Hunter S. Thompson

..ok I'll stop now

 

[staggalee]

I like to paint now and again and fart like a dray horse after a few pints.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_P%C3%A9tomane

 

[boybrewer]

I cook at home - Im a cooker
I mow the lawn at home - Im a mower
I wash clothes at home- Im a washer
I father at home- Im a father
I brew at home - Im a brewer.
Craft is a cheese company.....they don't make beer.

Craft is not a cheese company but Kraft makes cheese !