Mortar and pestle
Throw forcefully onto floor
Dip in acid, dry out. Shell should weaken enough to shell by hand. I think they do this to some almonds.
Find a tightarse and shove it up the nether hole, then show them a braumeister.
Flame the basterds and burn the shell off.
Poke it until it gives up
If all else fails, don't eat, that will make you hungry enough to go downstairs.
You want to crack Bauple nuts?
1 -- Drive up to Buderim Ginger & buy a dedicated Bauple nut cracker.
2 -- Shift the vice upstairs on a folding table.
3 -- Crack them all downstairs on the vice THEN watch TV.
4 -- Use a hammer AYOR.
5 -- Sit on it! :lol: