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Feldon

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The master wordsmiths masters Roy & HG introduced me to the word Penultimate. Only those guys to could use a word like that!
People use 'penultimate' to mean “the very last” or “the very best.” They're wrong. ... But penultimate means “next to last” or “second to last.” It's probably because it adds an emphatic extra syllable to the word ultimate that people think it somehow means “more” than ultimate—but it really means less.
Would make a good name for a beer.

Eg, Penultimate Lager - you always have one more to go.
 

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Would make a good name for a beer.

Eg, Penultimate Lager - you always have one more to go.
from the english comedy show bottom (if anyone knows it) Aid makes his uncles famous brew called "weapons grade lager" it completely fucks your mind, one sip and you forget the previous 24hours
 

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Found this in an overland travel company's internal staff newsletter from 1976.

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The Guv shows how the existence of bacon proves the existence of God.

 

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Vintage brilliance from Peter Cook and Dudley Moore.

 

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... and a contemporary take on the same theme - the Corona Virus Steeplechase:

 
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