Come on, we've all been there..

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[Dave70]

I haven't been here but a few comedy movies have, poor wee lassie would have been quite embarrassed, me thinks.
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-bristol-41167296

Trapped, inverted in a compromising position and alone in a bathroom with a man she just met on Tinder.
If that were me, a piece of shit stuck in the double glazing would have quickly become the least of my worries.

 

[Droopy Brew]

Her arse obviously wasnt as beautiful as yours Dave. You would have fairly been shitting once half a dozen firies came in the door too I imagine.

 

[evoo4u]

And the term 'flogging spanner'

And I always thought the pronunciation of that famous German brand was STAR-WILLIE...