Cardiologist

[shmick]

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral.
A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside.
The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart
forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter.
When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of
my own funeral. I'm a gynaecologist."

At that point, the proctologist fainted...

 

[Fingerlickin_B]

Pure gold! :lol:

Of course I couldn't help myself and emailed it to *almost* everyone in the office and elsewhere

PZ.

 

[Linz]

Pure gold! :lol:

Of course I couldn't help myself and emailed it to *almost* everyone in the office and elsewhere

PZ.

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I just hope for everyones sake you aren't in either of the latter professions....especially with your login name....EEWWwwww :blink: