Brewday At Browndog's

[stillscottish]

ODE TO AN OOSIK

Strange things have been done in the Midnight Sun,
and the story books are full---
But the strangest tale concerns the male,
magnificent walrus bull!

I know it's rude, quite common and crude,
Perhaps it is grossly unkind;
But with first glance at least, this bewhiskered beast,
is as ugly in front as behind.

Look once again, take a second look -- then
you'll see he's not ugly or vile --
There's a hint of a grin, in that blubbery chin --
and the eyes have a shy secret smile.

How can this be, this clandestine glee
that exudes from the walrus like music?
He knows, there inside, beneath blubber and hide
lies a splendid contrivance -- the Oosik!

"Oosik" you say -- and quite well you may,
I'll explain if you keep it between us;
In the simplest truth, though rather uncouth
"Oosik" is, in fact, his penis!

Now the size alone of this walrus bone,
would indeed arouse envious thinking --
It is also a fact, documented and backed,
There is never a softening or shrinking!

This, then, is why the smile is so sly,
the walrus is rightfully proud.
Though the climate is frigid, the walrus is rigid,
Pray, why, is not man so endowed?

Added to this, is a smile you might miss ---
Though the bull is entitled to bow --
The one to out-smile our bull by a mile
is the satisfied walrus cow!

(Anonymous)




Campbell
who want's to know when Craftbrewer will stock them

 

[TidalPete]

ODE TO AN OOSIK

Strange things have been done in the Midnight Sun,
and the story books are full---
But the strangest tale concerns the male,
magnificent walrus bull!

I know it's rude, quite common and crude,
Perhaps it is grossly unkind;
But with first glance at least, this bewhiskered beast,
is as ugly in front as behind.

Look once again, take a second look -- then
you'll see he's not ugly or vile --
There's a hint of a grin, in that blubbery chin --
and the eyes have a shy secret smile.

How can this be, this clandestine glee
that exudes from the walrus like music?
He knows, there inside, beneath blubber and hide
lies a splendid contrivance -- the Oosik!

"Oosik" you say -- and quite well you may,
I'll explain if you keep it between us;
In the simplest truth, though rather uncouth
"Oosik" is, in fact, his penis!

Now the size alone of this walrus bone,
would indeed arouse envious thinking --
It is also a fact, documented and backed,
There is never a softening or shrinking!

This, then, is why the smile is so sly,
the walrus is rightfully proud.
Though the climate is frigid, the walrus is rigid,
Pray, why, is not man so endowed?

Added to this, is a smile you might miss ---
Though the bull is entitled to bow --
The one to out-smile our bull by a mile
is the satisfied walrus cow!

Campbell
who want's to know when Craftbrewer will stock them

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[InCider]

Pat,

You will just have to wait until a few more others get involved.

:beer:

I've Invited the girls from "Electrik Blue" in Ocean Street Maroochydore. They said that If I was a mate of Pete's they'd consider coming, but only if they can stay over as drinking and driving is not on.

InCider.

 

[Jye]

Sooooo BD... is this thing kegged yet?

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

For those of you not in the know What is this man using to add secret ingredients to his brew?

This is a multiple-choice question.

A ---- The ham-bone of a feral pig?
B ---- A bone from an elephant's trunk?
C ---- The penis bone of a walrus?
D --- Toe-bone of a Tyrannosaurus Rex?

Whatever it is it would make an excellent Celli handle.

:beer:

I so want it to be C ---- The penis bone of a walrus? ...please let be C...

 

[TidalPete]

I've Invited the girls from "Electrik Blue" in Ocean Street Maroochydore. They said that If I was a mate of Pete's they'd consider coming, but only if they can stay over as drinking and driving is not on.

InCider.

I must say that I am really suprised Incider as I have always known the place as 'Electric Poo' & those dykes were only a bait to get the gullible in?

YOU SAY YOU ARE ON GOOD TERMS WITH THE STAFF THERE?

Oh mate, I can see that I have underestimated you badly. h34r:
Really sorry that I will not be able to stay the night with you & the "girls". :lol:

 

[browndog]

Sooooo BD... is this thing kegged yet?

Well.................. I've been flat out getting the renos done before the Missus gets back, in fact, it is 11.30pm and I've just finished and her flight gets in at 3:40am so that's cutting it pretty tight. Back to the beer, it is still sitting at 17C in the fermenter, hopefully tomorrow I am going to rack it and dry hop it, then filter and keg it and put it away till july. How's that sound Jye?

cheers

a very tired Browndog

 

[browndog]

Well, the family is back home and settled in and I racked the Hop Madness off primary into secondary, with the dry hops. The beer has been sitting on 17C since the 14th and when I took the lid off the fermenter for a peek before racking the aroma was hoppy and clean and there was virtually no yeast left on the surface. I took a test jar off and had a sniff and a taste and I think this will turn out very nice indeed. The gravity went from 1.064 down to 1.010 so it is a 7% beer. I'll rack for 5 days then it is straight into the keg and won't be touched till the Xmas swap in July.

cheers

Browndog

 

[Jye]

fantastic :chug: