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big d

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scientists at the university of missouri suggested that,considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer,men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.the theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoeostrgens) and drinking it makes men turn into women.to test the theory,100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a one hour period.it was then observed that 100% of the men:gained weight,talked excessively without making sense,became overly emotional,couldnt drive,failed to think rationally,argued over nothing,had to sit down while urinating and refused to apologise when obviously wrong.
no further testing was considered necessary.
 

deebee

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

cut and pasted and now doing the rounds of my email address book...
 

big d

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it was sent to me last week.classic stuff

think i will go and have a few pints and test the theory

cheers
big d :chug:
 

deebee

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Yeah. Might go and explore my feminine side meself.
 

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Very similar to this one without the German bent.

Still funny :D

Doc
 

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