Are suffering any of these.....Off to the Mental Asylum for you them

[Ducatiboy stu]

 

[manticle]

I've been gathering in my head for quite some time.

 

[barls]

you have described half of the people here in just that list.

 

[manticle]

Masturbation with your wife's cousin's parents' tobacco or female disease?

 

[barls]

we don't judge here

 

[manticle]

Au contraire. I can't stand anyone who's been kicked in the head by a horse. Bloody malingerers.

 

[barls]

ok you judge the rest of us don't.

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

Politics..

So Parliament House is one big Asylum.... Sounds legit

 

[Brew Forky]

Congestion of brain...Tick
Masturbation for 30 years...Tick
Kicked in head by horse...Tick
Parents were cousins...Not sure.
Snuff eating for 2 years...I'll get back to you in 2 years

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

Congestion of brain...Tick
Masturbation for 30 years...Tick
Kicked in head by horse...Tick
Parents were cousins...Not sure.
Snuff eating for 2 years...I'll get back to you in 2 years

Did you use Tabacco and Masturbate at the same time..?

 

[Dave70]

Almost reads like a Tool play list.


Excuse me now, that cup of Nescafe has aggravated my bloody flux.

 

[Brew Forky]

Did you use Tabacco and Masturbate at the same time..?

Doesn't everybody?

On first reading, I thought these were the 2015 admissions at the Royal Adelaide hospital.....

 

[Dave70]

*EXCESSIVE SEXUAL ABUSE*

Just so folks who had only been raped a 'moderate' number of times wouldn't go clogging up the wards I guess.

 

[GrumpyPaul]

I misread uterine derangement....thought it said uterus derangement.

That would make you a real Fucked up Cnut

 

[spog]

Did you use Tabacco and Masturbate at the same time..?

Take my advice don't smoke while doing the knuckle shuffle,I did and got a nasty burn on the end of my....finger