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Wasabi

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Beware the devils drink

Well that worked well....I'l try again
 

Linz

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What the.....??
 

big d

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brilliant posting wasabi
i got a good laugh out of it :D
 

joecast

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that is truly amazing!!
 

Batz

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Nice one
And no too far from the truth either
 

RobW

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6 beers - the difference between a dog & a fox ;)
 

Linz

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Just to give it a bit more feeling...(probably seen it before)

1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage,
good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays..

2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Hornsby and mine is in Campbelltown.

3. I take my wife everywhere.....but she keeps finding her way back.

4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested
the
kitchen.

5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker.
She said "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!" So I
bought her an electric chair.

7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in
the carburetor. I asked where the car was; she told me "In the
lake,"

8. She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.

9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling "Am I too late for the
garbage?" The driver said "No, jump in!"

10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.

11. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

12. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.

13. The last fight was my fault. My wife asked "What's on the TV?" I
said
"Dust!
 

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