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warrenlw63

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Subject: AFL Competition has been Cancelled for 2006

The AFL competition for 2006 has been cancelled. This is because;
1. Under the new Anti Terrorism Laws the Bombers are banned
2. The new IR legislation will rule out the Dockers and the Power.
3. The asian bird flu epidemic is wreaking havoc with the Crows,
Eagles, Hawks, Magpies and Swans.
4. Any transfers to the Cats, Lions, Dogs and Tigers must now be
quarantined for at least 12 months.
5. Racial vilification laws mean that no one can legally barrack
for teams with names like the Blues, Blacks, Whites, etc.
6. Religious vilification laws mean that no one can legally barrack
for the Demons or the Saints.

That leaves only the Kangaroos - the only team with a truly indigenous, and therefore acceptable, name.
It is believed that John Howard (the Canberra Kangas new #1 member) will present the 2006 Premiership Cup to the Kangaroos just prior to the voting for the new IR legislation

Warren -
 

nonicman

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I heard John Howard refused to apologise to the Kangaroos so they told him to get stuffed.
 

T.D.

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:lol:

Emailed that one to all my mates! :super:
 

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