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dicko

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MIX UP AT HARRODS!










A young man called Paul wanted to purchase a gift for his new
sweetheart's Christmas present and as they had not been dating for
very long, after careful consideration, he decided that a pair of
gloves would strike the right note - not too romantic and not too
personal.


Accompanied by his sweetheart's sister he went to Harrods and bought
a dainty pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of
panties for herself at the same time. During the wrapping the shop
assistant mixed up the two items and the sister got the gloves and
the sweetheart got the panties.
Without checking the contents the young man sealed the package and
sent it to his sweetheart with the following note:





Dear Maria,


I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of
wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your
sister I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she
wears short ones that are easier to remove.


These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed
me the pair that she had been wearing for the past three weeks and
they were hardly soiled at all.


I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart even
though they were a little tight on her.


She also told me that her pair helps to keep her ring clean and
shiny, in fact she had not needed to wash it since she had begun wearing
them.


I wish I were there to put them on for you for the first time, as no
doubt many other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see
you again.


When you take them off remember to blow into them before putting
them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.


Just think how many times my lips will kiss them during the coming
year.


I hope that you will wear them for me on Friday night.


All my love
Paul


P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur
showing

Cheers
 

chiller

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What can I say ........

You are aweful :)


Steve
 

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