Steve
On the back bloody porch!
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> George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a
> little PR. After his talk he offers question time.
>
> One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name.
>
> "Stanley," responds the little boy.
>
> "And what is your question, Stanley?"
>
> "I have 4 questions:
>
> First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
> Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third,
> whatever happened > to Osama Bin Laden?" Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance?
>
> Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies
> that they will continue after recess .
>
> When they resume George says, "OK, where were we?
> Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"
>
> Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks
> him his name.
>
> "Little Johnnie" he responds.
>
> "And what is your question, Little Johnnie?"
>
> "Actually Sir, I have 6 questions:
>
> First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
> Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third,
> whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance? Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And sixth, what the F ..... happened to Stanley?"
> little PR. After his talk he offers question time.
>
> One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name.
>
> "Stanley," responds the little boy.
>
> "And what is your question, Stanley?"
>
> "I have 4 questions:
>
> First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
> Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third,
> whatever happened > to Osama Bin Laden?" Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance?
>
> Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies
> that they will continue after recess .
>
> When they resume George says, "OK, where were we?
> Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"
>
> Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks
> him his name.
>
> "Little Johnnie" he responds.
>
> "And what is your question, Little Johnnie?"
>
> "Actually Sir, I have 6 questions:
>
> First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
> Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third,
> whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance? Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And sixth, what the F ..... happened to Stanley?"
