BigGameHunter
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30 reasons why its better to be a man
30. Your as$ is never a factor in a job interview.
29. Your orgasms are real. Always.
28. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
27. You can be president.
26. You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
25. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
24. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
23. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
22. You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just to icky.
21. Same work... more pay.
20. Wrinkles add character.
19. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
18. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
17. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
16. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
14. Porn movies are designed with you in mind.
13. Your socks are not attached to your underpants.
12. Your phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
11. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
10. You can go to a public toilet without a support group.
9. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
8. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
7. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
6. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
5. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
4. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking, "He must be mad at me."
3. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
2. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
1. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.
30. Your as$ is never a factor in a job interview.
29. Your orgasms are real. Always.
28. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
27. You can be president.
26. You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
25. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
24. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
23. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
22. You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just to icky.
21. Same work... more pay.
20. Wrinkles add character.
19. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
18. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
17. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
16. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
14. Porn movies are designed with you in mind.
13. Your socks are not attached to your underpants.
12. Your phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
11. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
10. You can go to a public toilet without a support group.
9. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
8. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
7. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
6. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
5. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
4. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking, "He must be mad at me."
3. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
2. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
1. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.
