ryanator
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An old one but a good one.
A man walks into a bar and tells the bartender to line up 10 glasses and start filling them with beer. The bartender starts filling the glasses. As he's filling them, the man is right behind him, knocking the glasses down in a few gulps. The bartender says:
"What's your hurry?"
The man says:
"If you had what I had, you would be doing the same thing."
The bartender backs up and says:
"What do you have?"
The man replies with:
"About 75 cents!"
:beer:
A man walks into a bar and tells the bartender to line up 10 glasses and start filling them with beer. The bartender starts filling the glasses. As he's filling them, the man is right behind him, knocking the glasses down in a few gulps. The bartender says:
"What's your hurry?"
The man says:
"If you had what I had, you would be doing the same thing."
The bartender backs up and says:
"What do you have?"
The man replies with:
"About 75 cents!"
:beer:
