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There`s a new Lawman in town and by God all the recalitrant and disruptive pissants better savvy up or else !! {The Law scratches his arse and squints into the setting sun, his gunhand caressing the butt of a newly issued Colt .45.

Nice to see you still around, Barry. You would be one of the few originals left on the site. Your posts are to few and far between.

snapper.

That fucken Gary !! The life of the party. He`s a scream, isn`t he ? :beerbang:

how `bout when he got up and tried to go thru the front door? :lol:

It`s odd when you think about it......... if you drive home pissed and get caught, you`re a loser :( if you drive home pissed and make it....... you`re a ******* legend. :lol:

Nick was not the first and certainly will not be the last to get the gate under Section 24,Clause [a] .

Got about 3 dozen here all clean packed in a milk crate ready to use. PM me if you want them. No charge.

I don`t get it. I just don`t get it ! Why doesn`t the person who banned him step up and say "I banned him and here`s why..." Talk about "the faceless men".

It means the OP was pissed at 2.39 am and playing up like a wounded jap.

I don`t care what anyone sez, Yasmani was the most entertaining and outragous poster to ever come on here. {till he went for a piss and a sniper got him} :(

:lol: ha ha, very good BG. Act 1 Scene 1...... The bedroom. Barney to wife...."did you turn the stove off? Something`s on fire."

Barney across the road told me his wife has been trying for years to give up the smokes, tried all the usual patches, cold turkey and the rest. Apparently, her doctor was trying to establish a pattern that caused her desire to smoke and he asked her "Do you smoke after intercourse?" She told him...

and here`s the new bloke

We had this bloke for allmost 17 years, it was really traumatic to lose him. Built as square and solid as a brick shithouse Of course, we swore there would be no more dogs, but guess what`s asleep at my feet as I type this? Yes, another miniture fox terrier :)

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Relax. but the thing is, if my garage door opens while we`re away and the house gets robbed, I don`t know where I`ll stand with an insurance claim. That would be a bit tricky.

No, he`s just your normal Joe, a nice enough bloke. But this is getting to be a bit of a problem.