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Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the River Thames. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand how You can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, We were the same size as kids. I just don't get it.' 'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been...

550ltrs but I started late

wow this is by far the weirdest thread ever.

does 6 longnecks of homebrew count? What's an aldi?

Viagra! Cricket pads are the only protection.

Did you haggle? Maybe you could have got it for $12.00

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IRISH TALKING CLOCK After closing time at the bar, a drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends. He led the way to his bedroom, where there was a big brass gong and a mallet. ”What's that big brass gong?” one of the guests asked. “It's not a gong. It's a...

I've read some people back sweeten in the glass as they go. I haven't done it, but maybe an option, make a mixture & use a nip pourer to make it consistant? dunno ...anyway just a thought.

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Getting a Hairdryer Through Customs. An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favor?'' 'Of course child. What may I do for you?' 'I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday. It is unopened but well over the Customs...

A rabbi, a swami, and a politician went hiking. Night fell and they were exhausted. The hotel on the map was nowhere to be seen. They knocked on the door of a farm and asked if they could spend the night. The farmer said, "Of course, but I only have a small room with two beds. One of you will...

SWMBO themesong ;)

I picked up six of the 'Brew A - IPA's at my woolies a fortnight ago for $9.20 each (normally $23.49) . The IPA's were the only ones left so took what there was. I kinda envy you for only paying $3 lol

I have a couple of boxes of Morgans PET bottles. I usually have been bottling in glass, But every batch I like to sneak in a pet bottle or two at a couple of points through bottling. This gives to two samples, to squeeze to make sure its carbing and also as testers so I know 'when it feels about...