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99.9% of them are lawyers not Arts students.

Great pisstake by Tom Ballard on the Tonightly show last night about this. Brutal.

Just spent an hour with the wife after the MIL rang to say they won't be coming for Xmas lunch after all because her brother decided to stay with his family at his place so MIL and FIL will do the same. I understand why she is seething about the reorganisation of the event but I'm doing farkin...

Reading the story this morning was a bit eerie. The words used by the complainants echoed those of some young ladies working for me in Canberra in the early 90s. They ran into Don in a lift at a hotel and they couldn't get out of the lift quick enough. They were in no doubt of his intentions and...

Even worse, he defends himself on Channel 9. I can't believe 9 would be that stupid.

Sorry Dave, a bit late to the party. Had a read of Godwin's Law. Nice to know. Sums up these arguments perfectly.

I see what you did there

Shit Ratchie, I thought I had way too many. I've got to show your pics to my wife and ask for more cupboard space. Having said that, she 'borrows' glasses from bars whenever she is overseas.

Sometimes you float out a bait not knowing what's about. This bait is one of the few guaranteed quality results. Well played! Awesome Sunday evening entertainment. A bit cranky there's no anti-chemtrails bites though.

By convincing a crap journalist to write a crap story for their crap paper about your crap idea. Easy! I'm betting he hasn't thought this through. The article will alert council to his illegal building in the backyard and there'll be a knock on the door.

Spy Kids 4?

And then on Saturday was on day release at the local RSL and sauntered to the bar and asked for a schooner of Stella. Barman said I can only do a pot or pint. I said I want a schooner though. He told me there's hardly any difference between a schooner and a pint. I thought my first beer must've...

Reminds me of about 30 years ago working the clubs in Tweed. Every QLDer that came in would simply ask for a pot. We gave up asking for a pot of what (usually at least 6 beers on tap) and would just pour our fancy. Even saw a pot of water go across the bar once.

There's always a Katy Perry shot

No Katy this week?

And when I say tick and flick I mean all assessment is open book and if they fail they get to keep doing the assessment until they pass. Big $$$ in it for the providers of the courses.

True story. High school students in QLD need 20 points to get their leaving certificate (QCE). They gain these by passing a minimum of 5 subjects for 2 years. However, they can get 8 points straight up by completing a Cert III in whatever that is simply a tick and flick exercise that my 8 year...

OT but heading to the North Island next April and thanks to your link in OP have found 8 Wired is 5 mins from where we will be staying. Win! Wife has suggested I can walk but I have 8 months to convince her otherwise . At 16% I think their RIS might see that as a tad impossible.

Totally agree and that's where I've attempted to direct my complaints. Problem is twofold - 1 management have a huge wall around them and can't be contacted and 2 the local post offices just accept it all, pop the blinkers on and continue business as usual without realising their investment is...

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