The nuns walk up to the Pearly Gates and
are greeted by St. Peter.
"Hello ladies. In order to get into Heaven
you have one final task. You all must answer
one question each to enter the
Holy Gates of Heaven."
The nuns each looked at each other
and nodded in...
As she walks into the pet shop, she asks the owner,
“How much are your parrots?”
The owner replies,
“The orange one is $150,
the yellow one is $150 and
the red one is $30.”
The woman asks,
“Why is the red one so cheap?”
The owner...