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  1. DarrenTheDrunk

    Who Is An Engineer...

    Bricklayer come Accountant... come ...well...DRUNK...and I think you know what I am the best at...
  2. DarrenTheDrunk

    Who Is An Engineer...

    I get far too many of these type of posts per day but on the off chance there are some Engineers on the forum...I could not resist Understanding Engineers 1 Two engineering students were riding bicycles across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get the great bike?" The second...
  3. DarrenTheDrunk

    Continuing Jokes Thread

    I was in a bar the other day and this Asian bloke stood next to me and proceeded to drink beer. I looked at him and ask, " mate do you know that chop chop Kung Fu stuff". He said to me, "why do you say this, that is very racist is it just because I am Chinese to which I replied...No...I need...
  4. DarrenTheDrunk

    What More Could You Want

    Fellows... 34 degrees, watchin' the cricket, already re homed the ex wife and indulging in a few quiet "Snake Bites". Seriously...what more could a bloke want!!
  5. DarrenTheDrunk

    Sweet Hard Apple Cider

    Thanks for your reply. So many people suggest Aldi Apple Cider but I like your approach (no concentrate). I am so excited about trying this after I get approval from "The Professor" who threatens all sorts of harm if I do not run things past him!! Really love the idea and thanks again.
  6. DarrenTheDrunk

    Brewing MisHap

    totally agree and thanks for your reply
  7. DarrenTheDrunk

    Brewing MisHap

    Thanks Malted Mick.. Firstly...bloody love your handle "Malted Mick" That has to be the best one on this site. Mate I am on a pension and do not have the funds to challenge them. 6 years ago I had a great cash flow to fund a challenge and would have thrown everything at it. But that it self...
  8. DarrenTheDrunk

    Brewing MisHap

    Kadmium you are right about how it happens. I am sorry but I do not agree with anyone being denied having a beer INCLUDING driver. As any drinker knows, having a traveler does not impact your driving at all and is no more a hindrance than drinking a coke or eating something. I have seen women...
  9. DarrenTheDrunk

    Sweet Hard Apple Cider

    Sounds good. I will start with 175 as well although not wanting to go on and on about it...that Snake Bite is very nice indeed
  10. DarrenTheDrunk

    Brewing MisHap

    Very good advice my friend. I got done after having 2 stubbies at a mates place ...BUT...it was home brew so I blew 0.05... 6 days ago. So in Victoria loss of license for 3 months and $500 fine. I have known I can drink 2 stubbies every day for the past 40 years but did not think about the...
  11. DarrenTheDrunk

    Brewing MisHap

    Well I am just enjoying a Snake Bite now and had 500mls..."feeeelin Goood". Will just sit tight before I drive. Beer 7.2 and cider 10.5%...sweeeeeet
  12. DarrenTheDrunk

    Sweet Hard Apple Cider

    Thank you and will do Thanks. DAZGORE has convinced me and my experience could not agree more that time is of the essence and well worth the "time investment". I do not even try a cider or beer under 6-8 weeks and am just amazed how much it improves over time. It was only due to an illness...
  13. DarrenTheDrunk

    Sweet Hard Apple Cider

    Ok thanks. I know it is a bit of a "how long is a piece of string" but what would you add to a 19 liter brew just to give it that little bit of sweetness. Thanks
  14. DarrenTheDrunk

    Brewing MisHap

    G'Day mate. Back too you with the gratitude's. Well I live on my own but I still would lose the fight anyway. Mine is 10.5 cider and 7.2 beer. Nice drop. All the best for new year.
  15. DarrenTheDrunk

    Brewing MisHap

    Thanks Sidney... Bless the Snake Bite...This is going to be a "standard" batch for me in the future. I need to brew up some sweet apple cider for a mate but after that..."Gimme the Poison"
  16. DarrenTheDrunk

    Sweet Hard Apple Cider

    Hello Fellow Brewers. Happy New Year. I want to brew a sweet apple for a friend but I am not sure how to do this. I am a "lazy brewer" in that if it comes in a can...I want to use it. I am a better drinker than brewer although I must admit...I have done so very nice malty beer brews...
  17. DarrenTheDrunk

    Brewing MisHap

    Ha ha ... Bring on the SNAKE BITE mate.. Happy New Year to you
  18. DarrenTheDrunk

    Brewing MisHap

    Happy New Year Fellow Brewers. I had the fortunate luck of winning a trip to Wild Turkey Distillery in Kentucky about 4 years ago and one of the nicest drops we tasted was the batch called "Mistaken" which came about when a long time employee essentially pushed the wrong button and made a...
  19. DarrenTheDrunk

    Fermenting in 50L kegs and Bucket blasters

    I would not use the camera for an enema...in case I enjoyed it...just passing on this info for a friend !!!
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